Doodle Master 9000

DoodleMaster9000 is a deeply sophisticated physics-based game about throwing dicks at things.

Throw dicks at people. Throw dicks at bosses. If something moves, throw a dick at it. If it doesn’t move, throw one anyway.

Battle your way through increasingly stupid levels, defeat bosses and face the Doodle Master, who somehow keeps returning bigger and harder.

Features:

• Advanced dick-throwing technology
• Numerous things to throw dicks at
• Shit music
• Deeply questionable sound effects
• Bosses nobody asked for
• Absolutely no meaningful story
• More dick physics than most major releases

There is technically a game underneath all this, but mainly you just throw dicks at things.